ROAST MY SITE
Brutal. Honest.
Transformative.
Think your website is crushing it? Let’s find out.
Our AI-powered diagnostic gives you the truth (with a side of humor).
ROAST MY SITE
Brutal. Honest.
Transformative.
Think your website is crushing it? Let’s find out. Our AI-powered diagnostic gives you the truth (with a side of humor).
Most websites suck. Harsh? Maybe. But true.
Most websites suck. Harsh? Maybe. But true.
Most websites suck. Harsh? Maybe. But true.
They look pretty but don’t convert.
They confuse your audience.
They bury your lead magnet—or worse, don’t even have one.
And they almost never reflect the niche, avatar, and asset class you’re actually trying to attract.
With Roast My Site, we don’t sugarcoat.
We show you exactly where your site delivers… and where it flops.
With Roast My Site, we don’t sugarcoat.
We show you exactly where your site delivers… and where it flops.
How It Works
How It Works
How It Works
Tell us
about you.
Tell us
about you.
Tell us
about you.
Drop your details—your niche, your audience, and your website link.
Drop your details—your niche, your audience, and your website link.
AI + Adapt audit
your site.
AI + Adapt audit your site.
AI + Adapt audit
your site.
Our engine blends smart bots (SEO + speed tests) with Adapt’s front-end design + UX standards.
Our engine blends smart bots (SEO + speed tests) with Adapt’s front-end design + UX standards.
Get roasted
(with love).
Get roasted
(with love).
Get roasted
(with love).
Receive a comprehensive, plain-English report showing what works, what fails, and exactly how to fix it.
Receive a comprehensive, plain-English report showing what works, what fails, and exactly how to fix it.
What We Audit
What We Audit
Content & Design
Does your copy speak directly to your avatar?
Does imagery/video align with your asset class and message?
Is the UX clean, intuitive, and conversion-friendly?
Do you have a clear lead magnet that doesn’t suck?
Content & Design
Does your copy speak directly to your avatar?
Does imagery/video align with your asset class and message?
Is the UX clean, intuitive, and conversion-friendly?
Do you have a clear lead magnet that doesn’t suck?
Content & Design
Does your copy speak directly to your avatar?
Does imagery/video align with your asset class and message?
Is the UX clean, intuitive, and conversion-friendly?
Do you have a clear lead magnet that doesn’t suck?
SEO (via bots)
Keyword optimization, metadata, structure.
SEO (via bots)
Keyword optimization, metadata, structure.
SEO (via bots)
Keyword optimization, metadata, structure.
Speed (via bots)
Load times, mobile performance, crawlability.
Speed (via bots)
Load times, mobile performance, crawlability.
Speed (via bots)
Load times, mobile performance, crawlability.
Why It Matters
Why It Matters
A great website isn’t a business card.
A great website isn’t a business card.
Attract the right investors
Build trust instantly
Convert curiosity into capital
Build trust instantly
Convert curiosity into capital
If your website doesn’t do that—it’s leaving money on the table.
If your website doesn’t do that—it’s leaving money on the table.
Think of it like Gordon Ramsay meets Shark Tank for your website
Think of it like Gordon Ramsay meets Shark Tank for your website
Think of it like Gordon Ramsay meets Shark Tank for your website
We’ll serve the truth raw.
We’ll serve the truth raw.
We’ll serve the truth raw.
Roast you hard.
Roast you hard.
Roast you hard.
Then hand you the recipe for a Michelin-star comeback.
Then hand you the recipe for a Michelin-star comeback.
Then hand you the recipe for a Michelin-star comeback.
The Adapt Edge
The Adapt Edge
This isn’t just any audit. It’s built on $100M+ raised and 400+ brands built in the capital-raising space.
We know what actually works. Because we build it every day.